He's kind of leering, so maybe a pretty girl? On the other hand, his striped shirt makes him look like a convict, so a cake with a file in it? :-D.

Makes me think of Inspector Clouseau and thus the Pink Panther for some reason, but on the other hand Clouseau is usually depicted wearing trench coat.

Great.

A penis.

Thanks.

A cartoon frenchman?

A bicycle with onions or garlic.

Perhaps he's looking at the Mona Lisa?

I vote for a tire fire. God only knows why...

He's definitely French and I think he's anticipating the lovely lunch of cheese and red wine he's about to have. Thank you.

Andre looking for the butter? Thanks.

Thanks.

He lost a bet and has to shave off his moustache. He doesn't want to go to the barber, but he is resolved to fulfill his duty.